Strategy Visionary Gifts

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Start up

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?