Idea Visionary Gifts

'I won't be in this afternoon because I don't have any clever ideas.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Sold his air rights."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'