Corporate Visionary T-Shirts

"Not only do we have to be environmentally responsible, but socially too?"

"I see we've hired an ideas man."

"Being a disruptive company does not mean interrupting and making sarcastic remarks during meetings."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"They were dismayed the goal was achievable."

"...With women in top management, companies may fare better in the vertical marketplace."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."