Financial Visionary T-Shirts

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

'When the market tanks, I think I should drop out of day trading and go back to school.'

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The United States' economy deflating.

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."