Financial Foresight Visionary T-Shirts

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The United States' economy deflating.

DACA

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"