Money-making Visionary T-Shirts

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Start up

'I just invented business!'

I'm color blind, please help.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre cam along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to lau

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'