Money-making Visionary Pillows

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

Start up

I'm color blind, please help.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Getting ready for spring