Note-worthy Visionary Pillows

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

This Cave Updated Daily.

I'm color blind, please help.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

Rationalization

The World's First Taxi...

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

End of crisis

Tourist

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Time Smoking a Picture.

Man dreams of being rich.

I'm going to grow up to be an educator. Excellent, dear. Teaching is a noble profession! No, Nana. I'm going to be an educational expert. Coming up with theories on how to run schools. Teaching is much too hard! Amen!

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Comic strip interior designers.

Man holding 'Freedom of the press' placard is about to fall into a manhole.

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

The Rebel Donny Yuma

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

I am declaring my interest in starting an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for the presidency in 2052. Late to the party.

'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'I love being my own boss, I don't have to work my way to the top!'

Swiss Army General