Commercial Visionary Pillows

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Tim Burton

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Start up

'I just invented business!'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Your start-up team

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."