Commercial Visionary Prints

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Tim Burton

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Paperless office.

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Your start-up team

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?