Brand Visionary Pillows

You selected one hell of a focus group!

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

"This will go viral! We've got marketing-strategies, brand recognition and a bunch of celebrity influencers..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Sold his air rights."