Brand Visionary Gifts

You selected one hell of a focus group!

Richard Branson caricature.

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

"This will go viral! We've got marketing-strategies, brand recognition and a bunch of celebrity influencers..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

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"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.