Franchise Visionary Gifts

The first franchised business

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Stage producer.

'I just invented business!'

Start up

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Your start-up team

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Solar Cars