Franchise Dreamer Gifts

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Money Plant.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Space for Lease.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

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