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'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Giraffe Portrait

Money Plant.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

S.S.dot.com

Space for Lease.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'