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The Old Scientific Method and The New Scientific Method.

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."

'I've hit on a way to finance our start-up costs.'

'You have to spend money to make money.'

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

'So that's my presentation. When do I get the half million dollars?'

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

'Crowdsourcing didn't work for my project, so I thought I'd try crowsourcing instead.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

'Is this the first pound you ever made?'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

"I plan to start a hot air ballooning business."

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

Looking for a Angel Investor

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'We've simplified the software.'

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'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Capital Investment Required to get New Project Off the Ground.

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

'I'm out!'

Lemonade: Ripe prospect for corporate buy-out, take over, or merger.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

'We scaled way, way back. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to get in on the ground level - again.'

"Do you realise, Henderson that I built this company without a penny to my name?"

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'