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The Old Scientific Method and The New Scientific Method.

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"...Coulda been huge, man."

"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."

'You have to spend money to make money.'

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

'So that's my presentation. When do I get the half million dollars?'

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'I've hit on a way to finance our start-up costs.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

'Crowdsourcing didn't work for my project, so I thought I'd try crowsourcing instead.'

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'We've simplified the software.'

'Is this the first pound you ever made?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Looking for a Angel Investor

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

"I plan to start a hot air ballooning business."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'I'm out!'

"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

Capital Investment Required to get New Project Off the Ground.

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Lemonade: Ripe prospect for corporate buy-out, take over, or merger.

Sir Alan Sugar

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"