Start-up Dreamer T-Shirts

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Jack & Jill, a success story: Jack & Jill spring water.

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

What is this place? It's a new lab. I'm testing out business ideas. I'm figuring out new ways to make an extra buck, exploit consumers and drive out the competition. I'm working with fake sales, marketing gimmicks, come-ons, and let-downs. I feel like toweling off. Brilliant, we'll charge extra for napkins.

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

dot. com executive toys

"I used to have a lemonade stand, but I ran out of sugar, and business went sour."

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

Hugs 50 cents

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Barcode Dreams

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Money Plant.

Giraffe Portrait

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."