Freelance Dreamer T-Shirts

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Pipe Dream.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Where the wild things were."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'