Franchise Enthusiast Gifts

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Decision Making Block

UNFADED GLORY

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Editorial Control

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Internal Prisons

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Hopeful Liberty

Movie Franchise

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'