Franchise Enthusiast Gifts

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Decision Making Block

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"I'm a soul trader."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Editorial Control

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Hopeful Liberty

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Internal Prisons

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.