Franchise Owner Gifts

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"I think it's part of a chain"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I don't actually have lemonade here. This is where I sell 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchises.'

'It's your coach, sir. He's here to request that you drop down and give him 60 push-ups...'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Man! The Rush Mart was robbed! And we didn't even see it! Cool!"

"It's a good thing we didn't see the dude who robbed this place."

"Are you okay, Ms. Yoon?"

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

Hotdog franchise.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."