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Minion, how would you like a promotion? Impostor! It's been a long time coming, but I've finally signed more than a dozen franchise agreements. And I'll like you to train all the managers. They'll be paying you the franchise fee in sacks of unmarked bills. Oh, and if they act like they think you're from Starbucks, go along with it. It's just a little game franchisees like to play. VERY BAD MAN.
"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"
"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."
Star Wars vs Star Trek
'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
Meet the new factory manager.
"One day son, all this will be run by robots."
'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'
'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'
'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.
"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."
Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?
Primordial Schmooze
U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News
'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'
'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'
'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'
Satis Factory Tour
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
Pollution Look
'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'
"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."
"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."
'One day, this will all be your fault.'
Factory chimney coming from top of globe.
'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'
Movie Franchise
"There - now we're environmentally responsible."
"Being a mum is a full-time job."
"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."
Mother nature mourns the state of the world.
Franchising a program
"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."
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