Franchises Gifts

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Movie Franchise

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Primordial Schmooze

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Franchising a program

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'It's your coach, sir. He's here to request that you drop down and give him 60 push-ups...'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

The first franchised business

And we kick off our new Best Kept Secret hamburger franchise with a 3 month, 30 city media blitz.

Minion, how would you like a promotion? Impostor! It's been a long time coming, but I've finally signed more than a dozen franchise agreements. And I'll like you to train all the managers. They'll be paying you the franchise fee in sacks of unmarked bills. Oh, and if they act like they think you're from Starbucks, go along with it. It's just a little game franchisees like to play. VERY BAD MAN.

"The franchising opportunities could be unlimited!"

"Good thing we caught it early."