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'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Movie Franchise

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Primordial Schmooze

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Franchising a program

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'It's your coach, sir. He's here to request that you drop down and give him 60 push-ups...'

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

The first franchised business

And we kick off our new Best Kept Secret hamburger franchise with a 3 month, 30 city media blitz.

"The franchising opportunities could be unlimited!"

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

"Good thing we caught it early."

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

"Did you boys see anything?"