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And we kick off our new Best Kept Secret hamburger franchise with a 3 month, 30 city media blitz.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Internet.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Superstock'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Primordial Schmooze

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Start up

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Business plan.

Business Builders

Your start-up team

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'