Launching A New Business T-Shirts

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Quite the entrepreneur...

'This company started from scratch.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Likes: $2.

Go! Means NOW!

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"