Launching A New Business Gifts

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Quite the entrepreneur...

'This company started from scratch.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Likes: $2.

Go! Means NOW!

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Networking