Starting A New Business Gifts

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Chose to go it alone...please help.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

Home Business - Accounts.

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

-"My new business is a total flop!" -"Remember what I told you..Do research!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"Well Lucky, for starters, I think the horseshoe was a bad idea."

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"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Key to success

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

I started this business on a shoestring.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'So that's my presentation. When do I get the half million dollars?'