Starting A New Business Gifts

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Chose to go it alone...please help.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

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"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

-"My new business is a total flop!" -"Remember what I told you..Do research!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You've got to give it to Jim...He's not one to let new business go lightly.'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"Well Lucky, for starters, I think the horseshoe was a bad idea."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

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"You want to join a start-up? Are you mad?"

"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Key to success

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

I started this business on a shoestring.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Whatever works for you.

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.