Starting A Business Gifts

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

We thought we'd put in the details later!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

'When life serves you lemons, make lemonade, then calculate your fixed and variable costs and add a reasonable markup in order to create a profit.'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"A high-five isn't binding, sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

I need to set upmy own company.

In and Out Tray

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Early Business Planning

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'You never did have any business acumen!'

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

"Looking for Investors."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I do admire a small business owner with a sense of humour.'