Start A Business Gifts

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Likes: $2.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.