Starting A Small Business Gifts

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

"Remember, Dad, when you went to work this morning, you said if business was great, you'd bring home a case of Power Punch Cola?"

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Selling lemon latt�

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Likes: $2.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'