Starting A Small Business Pillows

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

"Will that be for here or to go?"

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

"Remember, Dad, when you went to work this morning, you said if business was great, you'd bring home a case of Power Punch Cola?"

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Likes: $2.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The Rubber Ball Company

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'