Small Business Starter Gifts

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Likes: $2.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'