Startup Starter Gifts

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Boom

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Kentucky Fried Horse

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