Office Starter Gifts

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Lumbar support animal

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Merry Christmas"

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.