School Starters Gifts

'I think I'm going to throw up.'

'Go ahead ... try to overwhelm us.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Culture Saturday

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."