Kindergarten Starter Gifts

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

If you're happy and you know it...

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Kid doing cave paintings

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"I tested very high in playing."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'