Kindergarten Graduate Gifts

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Green Balloon

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

i-teddy

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

The Charge of the Kids

School holidays

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."