Kindergarten Graduate Pillows

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

Boy and girl at thier studies

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Green Balloon

If you're happy and you know it...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

i-teddy

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

The Charge of the Kids

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"