Kindergarten Pillows

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Kid doing cave paintings

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

If you're happy and you know it...

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"