Kindergarten Prints

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

"I do hope this doesn't interfere with my life plan."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

i-teddy

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'