Kindergarten Teachers Pillows

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Campaign for Plain English

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Changing Minds

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Non-Denominational Carols

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"He just said his first word!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."