Preschool Teachers Pillows

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Campaign for Plain English

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Changing Minds

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Non-Denominational Carols

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid doing cave paintings

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"He just said his first word!"