Pre-school Teacher Pillows

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

A Preschool of Fish

Kid doing cave paintings

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Early Learning Today

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!