Pre-school Teacher Pillows

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I'm still pre-literate."

A Preschool of Fish

Kid doing cave paintings

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

If you're happy and you know it...

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Early Learning Today

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Math Teacher

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'