Early Childhood Teacher Pillows

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Baby Piano

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Gracie's baby toys.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

If you're happy and you know it...

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Kid doing cave paintings

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Preschool of Fish