Preschool Teachers T-Shirts

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

You majored in philosophy and now you run a day care center? Yep - from Plato to playdough!

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Children's Parties

Campaign for Plain English

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Swan Fairy Tales

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Changing Minds

Non-Denominational Carols

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"He just said his first word!"

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!