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Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

A Preschool of Fish

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Kid doing cave paintings

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'