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'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Thanks

"They look so young and helpless."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Batman's Baby

Early Learning Today

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Do you smell something?"

Rocking Horse

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Children's Nursery