Starting Preschool T-Shirts

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"What are you in for?"

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Stork delivers baby.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Proper little princess.

Right little madam.

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"I tested very high in playing."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Baby Walker

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"