Starting Preschool T-Shirts

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"What are you in for?"

"She loves everything about preschool except for how long it takes to get through security."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Stork delivers baby.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Proper little princess.

Right little madam.

"I tested very high in playing."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

The Baby Walker

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."