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'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A Preschool of Fish

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Sleepy Bunny

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Just browsing."