Enrolling In Preschool Pillows

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"What are you in for?"

Sleepy Bunny

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Just browsing."